Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something

Never argue with Stupid People

Hidden Text Meanings

grabbed from mark salin..

>~ hidden meanings behind pinoy expressions ~
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>1. "mwah" means "i love you" (uuyyyy...totoo to! ?
>2. "la lang" means "i miss you" or "love kita, di mo alam?" (ito rin!!!
>hehe)
>3. "ok ka lang?" means " ano ka hilo?!?!"
>4. "hay nako!" means " seryoso ako"
>5. "ingat ka lagi" means "i care for you"
>6. "musta na?" means " sino'ng love mo?" (pwede!)
>7. "secret" means " ikaw"-> oo ikaw!
>8. "ano'ng problema mo?" means " hurt naman ako"
>9. "kayo pa rin ba?" means "ako naman" (hahahaha! funny! kaya pala...)

Different Types of Programmers

I copied this from someone else but forgot where...

The Elite / MVP (Most Valuable Programmer) – They are the best. The last line of defense when the critical-dead line of a project must be done. They are the untouchable. If you are 10 on the group, he done almost 70% of the job. He is much better than your team leader, best than the seniors. The right man for the job. Even though in personal life, he got the style.

The Copy-Paste Programmer – These individual proves that the google serves us well especially on our careers. He can give you solution in less than a minute with a variety of more than 20 selections. We called it “The Search Engine Professionals.” They are the experts in browsing the web. Copy the code, paste the code, edit the code, and compile the code.