Friday, January 25, 2013

Jobs Massage Therapist Ermita Manila Malate




Mont Albo Massage ( United Nations Avenue )
GF Mayfair Tower United Nations Avenue Corner Mabini st. Ermita Manila

Female
18-28 yrs old
hard working
single
willing to be trained
with or without massage experience
tesda certified is a plus


Send your resume to : hr.veesoo @ gmail.com


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Monday, January 21, 2013

Cosplay Photographers' interview with Alodia Gosiengfiao

Condom Sales Lady


Beware of these People at NAIA Terminal 1. Ilalim ng Flyover


Beware of this men... Around 9am last friday, naghatid kami sa airport. Pagkalabas namin ng NAIA terminal 1, sa may ilalim palang ng NAIA flyover, may grupo ng kalalakihan na nanghaharrass ng mga motorista. Kinakatok nila mga sasakyan habang traffic, may sumasampa sa side step, sabay punas sa windshield, tinaas pa nga ung wiper namin. Binuksan ng driver namin ng konti ang bintana para iabot ang bente, ayaw pa rin umalis. Kahit na umaandar na kami, nakasabit pa rin sila. Sinasara na ng driver namin ang window, "kuya ang daliri ko!, pangkain lang kuya sige na." Nag let go lang sya nang makita nya kong maglabas ng camphone at tinutok sa kanila. Nakuhanan ko ung nasa harap na crosswind na pinahinto din ng kasamahan nila. Fully opened na ang driver's window, kaya buong braso or upper torso ng guy ung napangharang nya para hindi maisara ang window. Hindi ko na alam kung ano nangyari sa kanila kasi nagovertake na kami. Pero scary sila kasi they were around 7-10 men. may kasamahan silang sumisilip sa loob ng compartment habang nangyayari ang lahat.

--REPOST from Gina Limpingco-Marcos--

Poor Girl Doesn't Have Money for a New Shirt


Sunday, January 20, 2013

Man Dies Of Suffocation After Pulling A Condom Over His Head



This can pass as one of the weirdest deaths you won't believe. How can a person pull a condom over his head? Little did he know that this act can cause him his life.

To give himself a sexual high, Gary Ashbrook, 31, pulled a condom over his head. He was discovered lying on his bed naked with three empty cans of the chemical he used to blow up a contraceptive, nitrous oxide. An examination revealed that he had been an HIV positive patient for 7 years. He died from asphyxiation.

Original Story here.

Awkward Train Situations by Adrian Van Oyen

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Ricky Lo's inteview with Anne Hathaway of Les Miserables



Many people are saying this interviewed is Screwed Up by Ricky Lo! EPIC FAIL


Friday, January 18, 2013

Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus



..to live by God's rule
So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do
Walk the halls of my school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check
It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck
And I made a pact
To keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
Because the Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
And I don't want to lose him
To someone who'll do him
I need to figure something out
Well, there's a loophole in the scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It's my hail Mary full of grace
In Jesus' name, we go to fifth base
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I'm not a godless whore
He'll have to come in the back door
Therefore
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
It's the sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It's just between you and me
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
It's hard to be as pure as me
To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
To wait until my marriage bed
To give my husband my unsullied maidenhead
So take your cock out
Shove it in my ass
Fuck me until you come
Oops!
I mean let's join our souls
And unite our bodies
And fly with the wings of God
Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this
And no prophylactics when you put it in
Because birth control's for sluts, and it's a sin
I've emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I'm ready for romance
I'm praying to the power that's the highest
But of all of my holes, this one's the driest
And we can't procreate if we anally copulate
And God's OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight
And I'm staying pure no matter what
So I'm OK with everything but
Everything but
Everything butt
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of throbbing rationalization
It's just between you and me
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
I do whatever the Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest, I live by for sure
So let's not talk about how the good book
Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays
Because those parts don't count of course
Let's cherry pick the part about losing my cherry
And ? for ambiguities and omissions
And circumvent any real sacrifice
And still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don't you dare question my convictions
And don't look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
It's the only way to measure if you're good or not
And when you're in a debate, just say to have faith
Because when up against logic it's the only card you've got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of irrational rationalization
It's just between you and me
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
So sometimes you need to think outside the box


Monday, January 14, 2013

Hold Your Breath and Watch this! Bicycle Riders!

Dec 25 2012 San Juan Fire Drunk Resident Harassing and Attacking Fire Fighters

Microsoft Windows 8 Help Desk Fail


Smart Doctor Philosophy on Health



Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Pandora Bruno Mars Singing Green Day, Aerosmith, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Relaxing Massage Malate Manila 199 pesos



199 massage is now available at Mont Albo Massage Hut-UN branch! 

Visit us at Mayfair Bldg., UN Ave corner Mabini St., Malate, Manila
 (02) 966-22-69 | 0917-885-56-58 :) 
Monday-Friday, 
10AM-3PM


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Affordable Cheap Massage Manila Malate United Nations Avenue



199 massage is now available at Mont Albo Massage Hut-UN branch! 

Visit us at Mayfair Bldg., UN Ave corner Mabini St., Malate, Manila
 (02) 966-22-69 | 0917-885-56-58 :) 
Monday-Friday, 
10AM-4PM until January 31, 2013 only. 


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Mont Albo Massage 199 1 Hour Massage Malate Manila


199 massage is now available at Mont Albo Massage Hut-UN branch! 

Visit us at Mayfair Bldg., UN Ave corner Mabini St., Malate, Manila
 (02) 966-22-69 | 0917-885-56-58 :) 
Monday-Friday, 
10AM-4PM until January 31, 2013 only. 


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Friday, January 4, 2013

Mag Ingat sa mga Manyak sa mga Bus Philippines



huli sa video camera ng cellphone, lalaki ng manyak ng babae sa bus. pagkatapos kuhanan ng video siniko na lang ng babae at bumaba na lamang ng bus. Sinadyang hindi magreact ang biktima habang kinukunan upang maipakita ng maayos sa maraming kababaihan ang talamak na pangmamanyak sa kahit saang lugar sa bansa. huli ka! at sana makita ng lalaking ito ang video para mahiya siya! girls mag iingat kayo. nagkalat ang ganitong klase ng tao. — at Araneta Ave.
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