CallCenter Interview Bloopers

grabbed from mark salin



1.      I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality)

2.      I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!]

3.      Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko'ng apply-an?)

4.      "Ten" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

5.      "Kelan Po?" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

6.      "I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir." (Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

7.      "I want to entertain and satisfy customers" (hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)

8.      "I want to expose myself to the customers." (Answer to why he wants to work in a call center") – Flasher ITO!

9.      "Is there an opening for a call center?" (Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

Hidden Text Meanings

grabbed from mark salin..

>~ hidden meanings behind pinoy expressions ~
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>1. "mwah" means "i love you" (uuyyyy...totoo to! ?
>2. "la lang" means "i miss you" or "love kita, di mo alam?" (ito rin!!!
>hehe)
>3. "ok ka lang?" means " ano ka hilo?!?!"
>4. "hay nako!" means " seryoso ako"
>5. "ingat ka lagi" means "i care for you"
>6. "musta na?" means " sino'ng love mo?" (pwede!)
>7. "secret" means " ikaw"-> oo ikaw!
>8. "ano'ng problema mo?" means " hurt naman ako"
>9. "kayo pa rin ba?" means "ako naman" (hahahaha! funny! kaya pala...)

Different Types of Programmers

I copied this from someone else but forgot where...

The Elite / MVP (Most Valuable Programmer) – They are the best. The last line of defense when the critical-dead line of a project must be done. They are the untouchable. If you are 10 on the group, he done almost 70% of the job. He is much better than your team leader, best than the seniors. The right man for the job. Even though in personal life, he got the style.

The Copy-Paste Programmer – These individual proves that the google serves us well especially on our careers. He can give you solution in less than a minute with a variety of more than 20 selections. We called it “The Search Engine Professionals.” They are the experts in browsing the web. Copy the code, paste the code, edit the code, and compile the code.

Burger Avenue's Ridiculous Challenge

Burger Avenue's Ridiculous Challenge!!

consume the Huge Triple Patty Burger under 5 minutes and it's free!

or pay 258php if you didn't. Like me and Keith did. hahahaha =D

anyway the burger was really delicious and big, you can eat just one burger for the whole day and you won't get hungry.

Go Girl.. Women can now pee while standing!

Saw this last year on CNN, a great new product for women, now they can pee while standing, really useful when they are in a public restroom or backpacking. Also they can now write their name while peeing. hahaha =D unfortunately it is not yet available here in the philippines.